| Yeah, But what if raping babies IS heaven? |
[Feb. 17th, 2007|06:14 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Ann Arbor | ] |
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| | Late night MTV | ] |
If the only way to get to heaven is by raping a baby, then tell Saint Peter to get his fuckin' book and quill pen ready for me.
I'll be taking requests if there's anyone you'd like me to say hi for you. |
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| Well I thought it was funny... |
[Oct. 19th, 2006|12:53 pm] |
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Xavier= not a fan of the Michigan traffic rules and regulations. some shitty shit goin'on with that stuff. |
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| I love C&H |
[Sep. 29th, 2006|05:29 pm] |
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I got my eyebrows waxed today, it hurt but it looks nuch better now, I'm hungry, goodbye. |
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| Zavy's gonna Bang! then he's coming home! |
[Aug. 12th, 2006|03:10 am] |
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| | AFI- decemberunderground | ] |
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Saturday night: The Bang! at the blind pig. I"m gonna be sooo hot dancing in my speedos.
Sunday night: oh yeah, put the tea on, I've got stories for everyone!
I can't wait to sleep in my own bed, have all my clothes in my closet again and drive my Sancho! eeeh! |
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[Sep. 25th, 2005|11:31 pm] |
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Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST
Someone did it for me and now I"m obligated. I think I"ll take this to myspace too, cuz I have more friends on that, and I like the attention. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 23rd, 2005|08:22 pm] |
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| | ahh hell | ] |
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| | oh yeah, I gotta rememeber to bring my cd's | ] |
Hey kids, I"m gonna be gone for atleast a good five days, I"m going to see my grandma in the UP, hooray for 8 hours in the car. when I come back I"ll tell you all about my whacky misadventures. stay tuned kids, cuz we'll be riiight back! |
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| breath of relief |
[Jun. 20th, 2005|04:07 am] |
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| |  whew, it feels gooood | ] |
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| | All sorts of music baby, mostly muse | ] |
so two days ago I went out camping with a bunch of people out in lake leelanau or however the hell you spell it. It was fun and all. It was a very interesting night, I got picked up by Chris ross, Warren shaub, and Scott Oslund. Scott is a kid I never hung out with very much but I think I'd like to start, he's.... lets just say full on energy.... and enthusiastic. anyway,a group of us screw around for a while, we go out and eat pizza, then come back to camp and dick around a little more. Caitlin Cox, Alana, and Chantel show up to the camp site around 1 o'clock. we talk for a while and final I go to sleep around 4:30, after watching the fire die down with Chantel. I wake up about four hours later, go home, take a nap, wake up, go to Ben Mills' open house, then go to work, work for 6 hours, then I went to bens bon fire. Ben has a bad mitten court in his backyard so I end up playing badmitten for probably a good solid 3 hours, then I walked home. I get home around two thirty and played on the computer until my momma woke up and convinced me to go to meijers to pick up stuff for father's day. after being at meijers for like 3 or four solid hours we went to Toms food market to pick up more stuff. and we make it home finally around 8 in the morning. as I was sitting in the kitchen eating corn pops with a light sabre light-up spoon it finally sunk in... I'm dirty, I'm sleep deprived, I've hardly been home for two days.. summer.. it's officially here... and god... does it ever feel good. It's four thirty in tha mornin' now and I'm gonna go to sleep. how fantastical is the feeling of not having to go to school on a monday morning. pretty damn fantastical, that's how much. |
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| I need. |
[Jun. 16th, 2005|11:35 pm] |
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| | thursday/ les vulgaires machins | ] |
been a while since I updated last, so here goes.
weather's been shitty for tha past few days so filming didn't work as well as we had hoped it would, and it was due today, the director scott mccambridge made a trailer for the class and turned that in, not sure how it turned out cuz I didn't go to school today. word is that we'll try to finnish it during the summer... maybe we will. most likely we won't. but it was fun while it lasted. probably 95% of the people working on the movie went to my elementary school, it was kinda weird, but funny to see how all of then turned out. Their still the same immature bunch of goofballs like me that I remember.
((sigh)) one.... more... day.... left... of school.... it can't come soon enough. No matter what this summer turns out like and the thoughts I have like "what the hell am I gonna do with all of my spare time, cuz I'm gonna have a lot of it". the thought of summer is very soothing, very calming, very warm and nice. I feel like a bundle of nerves right now and the thought of summer is helping. yeah. whew, can't come soon enough.
Today was a day unlike most, i woke up and watched a movie called house of the flying daggers, it's your typical martial-arts movie, come complete with sweet battles, weird ass plot twists and often times abrupt and poor endings. then I went and saw batman begins... I liked it, but I kept thinking about micheal keaton, and when I think about Micheal keaton I always think about him in multiplicity going "she touched my peppy steve". So that kinda took away from the movie I think. lol. then I went to a party thing. The host of the party was laura westmaas. She's a real character, she's very cute, and fun to watch for hours on end. She is also Joyce's best friend. Joyce was there along with her boyfriend Darren. There were other people there too, chris ross, Jeal rhineholt (badly spelled), and others. The party was the same as I always remember them to be, bad movies (usually on purpose so they can make fun of them), people talking throughout the whole thing, Laura bouncing off the walls, inside jokes left and right. We watched a fairly stupid movie called Urban legends Final cut. And I gave laura 10$ worth of bouncy balls.. thats right 40 bouncy balls. it kept her attention for about 10 minutes. I partook of jerky nuggets, a fruit pie, and a 2$ tin of cake all of which were delicious. I'm not sure how I feel about it really, I half regret going because I was reminded of all the quirks and things about joyce that I loved. wanted to talk to her, smell her, feel her skin, and feel wanted by her again... all things of which I really need to let go of. I wished I'd gotten the chance to talk to her more but I think she did her best to not have much to say to me. on the other hand I'm really glad I got out of the house, and that I got to see laura for probably the last time because she's moving away tomorrow, and I was very much amused by the movie and the comments made about it. I dunno, I dunno how i feel about it, or what's going on. hmm.
tomorrow is a day full of unlimited possibility and I"m eager to see what comes of it. I'm ready for friends, for laughter, for sillyness, for stupidity, for attention, for affection, for philosophical conversations in which we all think we know everything there is to know around a dying campfire, for flirting, for love, for contentment, for seeing old friends, for meeting new ones, for losing inhibitions that I never knew I had. I"m ready for all of these things to come outta tomorrow, outta this summer, because I need it in order to get through what's gonna be one hell of a tough school year next year. I think tonight is gonna be a sleepless night... too much anticipation, too much to think about. Typing in this journal thing is strange I'm half expecting someone to respond to what I'm saying, and I enjoy being able to say just what I want with no one interrupting.
french lesson: I'll see you in hell!:
on sera en enfer! |
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| One...... more.... week... |
[Jun. 11th, 2005|02:03 am] |
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| | Don't stop believing (from monster) | ] |
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the few, the privileged who read this, one more flippin' week of school left. And the goddam Robot leader (Mr. Murray) said that even if you don't have an exam you still have to go to the class and it could seriously affect your exam/class grade if you're not there on exam day. "aww shit fuck" I said. I thought I was gonna get out two days early and now I have to go to all my goddam classes. I'm gonna take a sleeping bag to my classes and do my best to fall asleep.
the kung fu/mafia film is going good, we have to power film on sunday and we should be golden. but shit has it been hot out, and my costume is comprised of a full black suit, a trench coat, and a freakin' WWI gas mask. it looks sweet man, but it's hot, hot , hot. "oh wait guys I can't find the easy bake oven.... wait no I found it.. I forgot, I'm wearing it."
Tomorrow is a busy day, I wake up at 7, go to the senior graduation thingy, then go to caitlin's open house, then mellisa's open house, then probably go to work till 10 then get picked up and go to elizabeth's house for a bon fire and fun and de-fucking-licious snacks. Elizabeth's sister makes the most phenomenal snacks I have every tasted, she was the creator of the strawberry dipped in chocolate filled with sour cream and marshmallow fluff. whew. it'll be a good day tomorrow I think.
On another note, I am very confident now that I am going to wax of my eyebrows sometime this summer. I think once I convince my mom my grades are good enough and she allows it I"m gonna try to get a small gathering together to witness the beauty of me without eyebrows. ((puts fingers over eyebrows)) see? it'd look sweet!
Monster is playing on HBO while I play bejeweled 2, good movie indeed, hot diggity, for some reason christina Ricci, is a very attractive young lady in that movie. speaking of good movies, batman begins came out the other day and I'm psyched to see it.
I"ve been getting more into myspace lately because there's a fuck ton of people I know who are on that. but I refuse to switch over, my loyalties lie with LJ. Better play some more bejeweled and get some sleep, goodnight world, goodnight moon. |
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| it's almost summer ti-i-i-i-ime and the livins ea-sy |
[Jun. 6th, 2005|09:22 pm] |
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| | the thought of women is heavy in my mind. | ] |
I have so little left to do in my classes now it's gross, but I still have all of this week and most of next week. I have a second hour exam a little bit of french exam a math exam and possibly a sociology one too. with no seniors around everything is a lot less noisy and less interesting too. whew, counting down the days... If I don't have a sociology exam I'll get out on the 15th instead of the 17th. sooo close!
Then I'll be dragged up to the U.P. which will be stupid, except for a very pretty young lady who is waiting for me who I believe wishes to get a piece from me. however it's not likely anythin will happen it's still nice to know. ya know?
I'm gonna be starring in a movie soon, I play the leader of the tae-bo clan. Here's the low down on the movie, since ultimately this is for a spanish project of my friend scott mccambridges were forced to incorporate spanish things into it so the movie will be dubbed in spanish and the main people are called the 5 deadly spaniards. now here for the real sweetness, a long time ago master wong had five apprentices, whom he taught all that he knew, the 5 deadly spaniards took their abilities and used them for evil instead of good like master wong had intended. (I play the leader of the deadly spaniards). so master wong black lists the 5 and they become outcasts of the city (which would be the shoalin temple if this were a classic kung fu) the 5 spaniards are pissed and they spend years outside of the city honing theirs skills as mercenaries for the corrupt. they also see the usefulness of guns in this time so some of them use rifles and some still use the archaic weapons like swords and whatnot (I still use swords cuz I'ma bad ass). the 5 spaniards finally track down master wong who had fled to the country side in fear of just such an occasion. Also in the meantime master wong taught a new apprentice by the name of chi-chi. Upon witnessing the death of his master at the hands of the 5 deadly spaniards chi-chi swears revenge and sets off on a long and involved quest to kill each of them. (I'm the final battle cuz I"m the leader). anyhow... if all goes well, which it most likely won't it'll be the most kick ass kung fu/mafia film for years to come... especially cuz I play a freakin' bad ass. I have my whole costume set up. I"ll try to post a pic of it, cuz it's intense.
Clerks is a fantastic film as are all of kevin smiths other films.
Dante: 37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Man: In a row? |
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| old newsflash |
[Jun. 1st, 2005|10:36 pm] |
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| | this goddam french song stuck in my head | ] |
Haven't updated in a while, which is something for some reason I have problem with. a lot has happened in the past few days (sorta). thursday phil and allison came by, friday I work and come home to see all the 5 brothers in the same spot for the first time in about 5 years. it was cool for about a minute then they all left to get trashed at the bar and I do believe that's just what they did. people often get very vulgar when they drink. something I don't understand and one of the reasons I do not drink at all, not anymore at least.
saturday we went to my old man's house and re-discovered the fact that he is possibly the dirtiest old man I'll ever meet in my life time. And he almost shit in my front seat. Here's how it went, we were at the roman wheel pizza place and after we finnish our intensely silly conversation, dad went to the bath room. but I guess he was constipated so he prodded us to go back to his place so he could shit in peace. on the way home several hundred feet from pops' place eddie decides it'd be funny for me (the driver of the car) to stop abruptly to scare dad a bit. dad says I better not or he'll shit in my car, and call his bluff and do it anyway. he says zavy, god dammit you better stop it or I'll shit in your car. and i say I now and it'll be funny, thinking that he'll just poop his pants, then he undoes his pants, I stop again, and he pulls his pants down, sitting bare assed on my front seat ready to take a dump on the upholstery if I did it again, so I drove him home and he scurried out of he car to his bathroom. good fun, lots of laughs, prolly best not to sit in my passenger seat for a little bit.
sunday was lance pauls birthday party which was fun.
monday was the family barbecue, which a bunch of people showed up to but I think they only did it because they felt like they had to, because whoever didn't show up would either be made fun of behind their back or be thought of as rude.
tuesday... school... uninteresting.
wednesday (today). all year a friend of mine megan harrigan does better than me by 1% or more on every test and class grade. today we look at our scores and after milling around a bit I we ask each other, "so how did you do?" "95% over all" I said. "how about you?" "96% she says" ((sigh)) god dammit, megan harrigan is superior in anatomy and physiology and I except that, but it doesn't mean I didn't try to strangle her after I found out she had 1% more than me.
the end of school is near, and I'm not so sure what to expect from this summer. will it be good, or will it be lonely and desolate with a great deal of my friends who are the graduating senior class this year gone. only time will tell I suppose, and I better focus on the shit at hand like my 4 other exams I have to take. yikes-a.
summer seems to be looming ominously overhead in the distance. I find myself thinking about joyce alot lately, I miss her, and a lot of the things about her. But I gotta get outta that mind set if anything good is to come outta anything. oooh, I think I may just have a ride to vans warped tour+ ozzfest this summer, which is seriously bad ass. I'm uber excited. enough babbling for now... don't think anyone reads this anyway... which I really have no problem with. got nothin' good to say in french today, but I hope to make that a habit. good night ya'll. |
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[May. 26th, 2005|06:44 pm] |
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| | Thundercats on on the loose thunder cats are loose! | ] |
year books came out today, I gotta try to figure out a good quote to put in them, maybe something like "everything will be ok, as long as you remember that your own urine is 100% sterile and after a while you WILL acquire a taste for it". ehh, it probably could be a lot better but thats the best I got for now. tell me if you've got somethin better.
Hey, ya wanna taste ecstasy? Try double chocolate chip keebler elves cookies with double thick whipped cream on the top.... holy freakin' hell is it good. However, I have had better. after prom I went to and after party and there were these strawberries that were dipped in chocolate.. hollowed out, and filled with a mixture or cream cheese and marshmellow fluff. I almost fell over the first time I tasted it it was soo good.
end of the school year is coming and I don't have much of anything to do over the summer, startin' to get jittery thinkin about how I"m not gonna see alot of the seniors after the next couple o' days cuz they graduate and then they leave and they make up most of my friends. also startin' to tweak out a bit, I gotta get outta the freakin house I haven't been out except to go to school all week and it's drivin me crazy!!
here's a french lesson: (picking up chicks) hey baby, do the curtains match the carpet?: hey, mademoiselle est-que ce les rideaux vont bien avec le tapis?
(Most likely her answer/ your reply if someone asks you this) I don't remember, you better come and find out: je ne me souvien pas, vous devriez vien ici et apprende.
if thats not right it's pretty damn close. bye everybody. |
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| I want a frickin' lizard I can ride on too!! |
[May. 24th, 2005|03:44 pm] |
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| | willy wonka "pure imagination" | ] |
So I finally saw Star wars three like everyone else and their brother has done, and I too liked it very much.the light saber battles were totally bad ass and natalie portman is a babe (pregnant or not). I want one of those lizards obi- wan was riding on when he was chasing down general greivous sooo bad!!! Every fiber of my being aches to ride one of those down road. And be like "oh yeah you think you can beat me in a race, I just fed this somona' bitch a gallon o' red bull" And they'll be like "well my truck has a hemi engine" And I'll be like "yeah well my lizard is a pure bread" Then my lizard will eat his face and screech into the night air. some of the acting in the movie was bad and some of the droids especially were really animated and cheesy but it was a really good movie and it bridged everything together really well, even if it did seem like they were trying to rush things along towards the end of the movie. In other news I ate a burrito from bubba's that I couldn't fit two hands around (and I've got big hands!). It was huge, and it cost like 7 dollars and I was feelin' it a couple hours later. so school is going really easy, I don't know if I have less than an A in any class. But final exams are coming up soon and I"m probably gonna have to study a lil'. Shouldn't be anything too hard. I hear the senior only have like 6 days left and we juniors have like a month, how unfair is that? I also have this introspection poster due on thursday, I have to make a poster showing to everyone who I am and what makes me, me. And I can't use any words or writing. I was brain storming sumthin' fierce last night and I found a good way to incorporate Bill Cosby. I just gotta put it all together by thursday, and I'm not sure how do to it yet. I'm excited to have phil and allison come up for our family barbeque, it's been years since the whole family has been together, it should be pretty sweet. I bet it's gonna rain or something like that though, our family has always seemed to have luck like that. I've been pretty alright lately, for the most part I've been content. And thats not too shabby. Il y a chose que je dois faire, et gens qui dois etre tuer. Adieu tout la monde. see y'all later. |
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| Erreragghrereeemmm! |
[May. 21st, 2005|01:54 pm] |
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| | voice in my head going shit shit! god dammit! | ] |
Shit! shit! dammit! cock! I failed the road test! I did alright for the whole thing until the end.. I pulled out in front of someone and they had to take "evasive action" it was just a stupid mistake but it cost me the whole thing. Gotta get more practice and try it again soon. Dissapointed more than anything. errr... shit shit shit shit shit. nothin to do this weekend should proabably find something to do. |
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| oy vey (not sure what that really means but it just feels right saying it) |
[May. 21st, 2005|01:07 am] |
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| | the echoings of my MIND! | ] |
Hot diggity dog my road test is tomorrow and I'm startin to get anxious. I can already tell it's going to be a sleepless night, filled with tossing and turning going over and over what I should do and what to remember and all that other bullshit. I'd like to use my own car for it because it's smaller and it'll be way easier to park but the horn doesn't work on it so I'd fail automatically. aww jeeze, self doubt is kickin' in, But it's alright I work well under pressure... don't I?! Being Blind went swell today and being a cripple was sweet becasue I got free rides everywhere in ma' wheelchair. But being blind is a drag.... especilly during silent reading time. Being blind is shitty and all people who are blind are shitty too, and I can say that without fear because they definetly won't be reading this... muahahaha... poor bastards. Anyhow, I'm sure there's some stupid infomercial that I'll be watching tonight while I can't sleep, better go or I'll miss the begginning. Bon nuit, et Adieu tout la monde. |
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| The very first one |
[May. 19th, 2005|11:43 pm] |
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| | david letterman | ] |
Well tonight is the first of my entries and probably not the last, my name is Xavier, I"m a high school student, I know millions of people who love me and I love them loving me. I created this LJ so I can read allisons entries and so maybe sometimes I can vent what I'm thiking or feeling. right now it's late and I've been up thinking, I've been broken up with recently and I'm really feeling ok, I"m past the point where I'm depressed and miserable, but I do miss her. I miss the idea of a girl close to me who cares for me, who has real interest in what I'm saying. I long for someone like that again. I feel sometimes like I"m going through withdrawls, like a heroin addcit who is giving up heroin except I get my fix from relationships. It's close to the same symptoms too, depression, coldness, shakyness, irratability,and nausiea. but I"m doing alright and, I don't blame her at all. In fact I wish the best for her no matter what she does or doesn't do to me. I need to keep myself occupied, when I have free time hopeless teen hormones kick in. Anyway it's late and i need sleep. I have to be blind and crippled for a sociology project tomorrow. Good night |
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